ICY:  Good evening everyone, welcome to the show!
HYPER:  I thought we got canceled.
ICY:  Nah…  Producer forgot to write stuff…
HYPER:  Oh…  Ok…
ICY:  Anyways, as I was saying…  It’s be a very long time since we did a show…  I’m not even a Pikachu any more…
HYPER:  Nope, you’re human all right.
BUTTERCUP:  And I’m back again!
ICY:  Aww, yes, Buttercup’s alive again!
LEAFY:  Yeh, and Hyper can’t hurt me anymore.
HYPER:  Wanna bet?  { Chases Leafy }
LEAFY:  AGHHHHH!
ICY:  You two never learn do you?
BUTTERCUP:  Icy, what’s the purpose of tonight’s show?
ICY:  I haven’t a clue as usual.  I was thinking of just doing what we always do.  Hire somebody stupid enough to come on the show as a special guest.  They always fall for it!
BUTTERCUP:  Ok.  The Caterpie and me are going to put on an act anyways then.
ICY:  Go for it.
{ Buttercup is joined by Aura, Flutter,  and the Caterpie.  They all begin to wiggle around while the three Butterfree fly overhead letting out different color powders.  The audience cheers while awe. }
HYPER:  How come no one every cheers for me?
ICY:  Because you’re always mean to Leafy.
HYPER:  Giving her a haircut isn’t mean.
ICY:  Oh stop complaining.  Hey look, it’s our producer, Frosterpie!
FROSTERPIE:  Hello everyone.  Ok, the show’s going broke.  We need your money to stay on the air.  So, if you’d all kinda give us everything you have, we’ll continue on.  Kay?
{ Audience goes along with it and those opposed are hit with Wigglytuff bats. }
ICY:  Thank you…  Ummmm, yeah, don’t forget to make a donation.
JESSIE:  And you can give all your pokémon to us!
JAMES:  Yes.  We’re broke too…
JESSIE:  Shut up you.
MEOWTH:  Both of you shad up.  Ok people, hand over the pokéballs, NOW!
ICY:  You guys never know when to quit.
FROSTERPIE:  Oh no, I see another bill coming…
{ Icy uses his telekinesis to send TR flying through the roof }
FROSTERPIE:  Ohhh, that’s another reason we’re broke.
ICY:  Well, I think it’s time for tonight’s special guest.  Please welcome Jose!
JOSE:  Hey.
ICY:  So, I hear you’ve been spending some time in hell.
JOSE:  Huh? Oh yeah, San Antonio. It’s like...
ICY:  No, I meant Trent in hell.
JOSE:  Oh. Yeah, he’s in hell.
ICY:  Do you miss training your old pokémon.
JOSE:  There wasn’t much training left. Besides, I still write for Sandslash, whenever Otaku lets me...
ICY:  So...I here you hate Pikachu.
JOSE:  Yeah, I hate Pikachu. Those damn show-stealing freaks...I should track down and kill every last one of them!
ICY:  *gulp* 
HYPER:  Hey, you’re human, remember?
ICY:  Oh yeah!
JOSE:  What?
ICY:  Nothing. So, why did you send Trent to hell?
JOSE:  Yes.
ICY:  Huh?
JOSE:  What?
ICY:  I asked you a question.
JOSE:  Oh sorry. I’ve been having trouble concentrating recently.
ICY:  So, why did you kill him off?
JOSE:  You’ll see. he may be dead, but that doesn’t mean I don’t have plans for him!
ICY:  Oh. You still have 2 active WG’s besides Trent. Do you have plans for them.
JOSE:  Actually, I do. Katherine will show up again and Joey will become a major character.
ICY:  Well, that’s all the time we have for you tonight Jose.  Thanks for being on the show.
JOSE:  No problem.  Can me anytime you’re interested in roast Pikachu.
ICY:  Uhh, yeah.  And now, I give you, the sensational Neptune!
NEPTUNE:  Horsea!!!  Thank you, thank you.
AUDIENCE:  Awwww, how cute!
{ Neptune dives into a pool that just so happens to be on stage.  She does some cute tricks and the audience claps more. }
NEPTUNE:  Thank you!
ICY:  Great act Neptune, you really know how to get the crowd going.
HYPER:  Unlike you.
ICY:  { sweatdrops }  Uhhh…  You be quiet…  Well, I believe it’s time to meet out second special guest tonight, Meeko!
MEEKO:  Yep, they’re my favorite Pokémon, and here’s Caterpie!
CATERPIE:  Hi, I’m the star of this show now so, if everyone wouldn’t mind, please draw your attention to me- { Meeko’s Bulbasaur wraps his vines around Caterpie and forces him offstage }
ICY:  { sweatdrops }  Being new to the PokéWars, what do you think so far?
MEEKO:  It’s great, except for the Rocket’s attacking me, and hitting me with Wiggly Grenades.....
ICY:  Yeah, you have any plans?
MEEKO:  Not that I know of, I have plans for Mewtwo, but, that’s about it so far.... well I want to be a Pokémon Master.....
ICY:  Thanks for being on the show Meeko.  I’m sure everyone will be awaiting you next stories.  Well…  Uh, advance the script…
TELEPROMPTER:  Oh, sorry.
ICY:  Ahh, much better.  Ok, Well, now we will have a skit done by Aura and Seedy and some other various pokémon.
{ Aura, Seedy and others come onto stage.  The backdrop changes to be an open field. }
SEEDY:  Bulba bulba saur… [ It’s a very nice day out. ]
AURA:  Rrreeeee… [ Uh huh! ]
{ Suddenly, Marshmallow pops up on stage. }
MARSHMALLOW:  Jiggly!  { takes out mic and sings }
ICY:  Oh no…  Not a Ji…
{ Everyone falls asleep.  A minutes later, they awaken to very colorful faces. }
ICY:  Ohh…  I just had the most wonderful dream.
HYPER:  Uh oh, we’re out of time Icy.
ICY:  Huh!  Darn Jigglypuff…  Oh well, we weren’t getting anywhere’s fast anyways.
HYPER:  No wait, we still have about 5 minutes to kill.
PIN:  I want a part in the show.
HYPER:  You blew it last time, literally!
PIN:  It slipped…  I won’t do it again.
HYPER:  No, you’re fired.  { Hyper takes Pin and throws her offstage. }
ICY:  Hyper, stop being evil.
HYPER:  That’s not evil, that’s comedy.
STATIC:  PIKA!!!
HYPER:  Huh?  What?
STATIC:  Look up there!
JESSIE:  Did you miss us?
ICY:  Not really…
JAMES:  Well that’s just too bad because we’re back.
ASH:  Hey, where did that Pikachu go.
ICY:  Oh Goddish.  What are you doing back here again?
ASH:  Hey, you sound just like that Pikachu that shocked me the last time.
ICY:  Boy, you learn quick.  Time to go now. { uses telekinesis to send Ash flying into TR and they all blast off }  Cool, killed two Pidgeys with one Geodude.
HYPER:  Bad pun.
FROSTERPIE:  Ummm, we’re out of time.
ICY:  No, we still have a minute.
FROSTERPIE:  Nope, ran out of money for the minute… Cya!