“Who’s the next trainer you battle?”
“Bruno. He uses fighting types. I’m going to
have Buttercup and Hocus do most of this match.” The bell rang.
“Well, it’s time for the match. I have to get in position.”
“Ok. I hope you win Icy. I’ll be routing for
you!” She gave Icy a kiss and went back to the fan section.
“Oh, now it’s ok?” Icy shouted. Sara giggled as
she made her way to the box.
“Now, the battle continues folks. Earlier, Icy of
Saffron City, defeated Lorelei. But does he have the strength to beat
Bruno. Let’s find out. Round two begins NOW!” The bell
rang again. The sun was beginning to set over the Grand Stadium.
Bruno came through the tunnel.
“Hahaha. You’re Icy? HA! This is going
to be too easy. Let’s just get this over with quick, ok?”
“Are you all that mean? Don’t you ever get
embarrassed after saying that whole thing then losing?”
“Oh, a hot shot, huh? You’re going down.
HARD! Onix, GO!” The rock serpent roared standing so high it
blocked the sun.
“Just like Brock,” Icy thought. “Ready to fight,
come in sight! Icy calls, Leafy!” His Gloom came out completely
healed. “Alright Leafy, petal dance now!” She started swaying
around as small flower petals formed around her.
“Bind it Onix. Crush that little weed.”
Before Onix could grab Leafy, she sent the petals at Onix. They did some
damage but Onix was still ok. It grabbed Leafy and began to squeeze her.
“No! Leafy, mega drain now!” Onix roared in
pain as Leafy drained its power adding it to hers. Onix finally let go.
“This isn’t over.” Bruno used a potion on Onix.
“Ha, it’s perrrrrfectly legal to heal your pokémon during a match.”
From somewhere in the stands, someone cried out, “*cough*
rip-off!!!” Bruno sneered in the person’s direction and suddenly a
Wigglytuff missile found its way to the man’s seat. He was covered in a
warm, pinkish goo. “It’s still a rip-off!” Two Officer
Jenny’s arrested the man and led him out of the stadium.
“Hmph. All that over a lousy voice imitation.
Shheeeshh… Where were we. Oh yeah. Now, Onix, slam!”
It hurtled towards the fearful Gloom. (Yes, Glooms can express fear.
Picture it with a sad face, drool going everywhere, and shaking. Yes,
that’s it, a fearful Gloom.)
“This is going to take forever. Sleep powder now!”
She sprayed Onix with the blue dust just before being slammed into Icy.
Onix fell asleep while Icy shook his head. Small cartoon birds tweeted as
they flew around Icy in circles. Out of nowhere, a Meowth jumped onto the
field and ate one of the birds. It purred, pleased with its small snack.
“Owwww… return Leafy…”
“Return Onix… Maybe you are good. But you
won’t beat the kicking fiend. Go Hitmonlee!”
“Ready to fight, come in sight! Icy calls,
Buttercup!” His green Butterfree fluttered around. “Buttercup,
use your confusion attack.” She emitted confusion waves at Hitmonlee.”
“Stay sharp. Focus energy, then give that flying pest
a high jump kick”
“Don’t call my Butterfree a pest! Grrrrrr…
Buttercup, psybeam now!” Icy shouted. As the kicking fiend rushed
towards her, Buttercup blasted it with a psybeam twice her size. Hitmonlee
went flying back and fainted. Buttercup was still fluttering about, but
she had very little energy left. “Here Buttercup, take this.”
Icy gave her an elixir that Sara had bought for him to restore Buttercup’s
energy. She immediately began to beat her wings with vigor.
“Great, you’re all pumped up and ready for the next battle!”
“Onix go!” Bruno’s second Onix appeared.
“Onix, rage!”
“Buttercup, supersonic now!” Onix became confused
and for some reason, became enraged by its tail. As Onix chased it’s
stone tail round and round, Icy and Buttercup laughed hysterically.
“Onix, what’s wrong with you. Attack the Butterfree,
not your tail.”
“I’d love to continue watching this all day, but our 5
minute story slot just isn’t long enough to fit that. Buttercup, psybeam,
full power!” Buttercup began to glow bright green. The sun had set
and stadium lights were now on. Buttercup was glowing so bright, so lights
weren’t even necessary.
In another part of the stands, a young boy opened his brand
new pokédex and aimed it at Icy’s Butterfree. “Butterfree,” the new
computer voice dictated. “This particular specimen, although smaller
than most of its type, is extremely powerful with psychic attacks. Its
only drawback is that it lacks the full energy potential of a normal Butterfree.
However, this Butterfree can is currently generating an attack with an energy
level of 10,000 psys and rising.” The boy closed his pokédex and
squinted as he looked at Buttercup. “Wow… This is going to be
good.”
The green aura that was around Buttercup was now bright
white. She shimmered with multiple colors as she continued to build up
energy. “Ready Buttercup. FIRE!!!” Time seemed to stand
still as Buttercup stopped generating energy and focused it on her target.
Her body glowed as the energy sphere rushed out from her.
“FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!” she cried, sending
the massive psybeam barreling down towards Onix. The crowd had to cover
their eyes because the beam was so intense. After the smoke had cleared,
Onix was totally wiped out. Buttercup was barely able to flutter more than
a foot off the ground.
“Buttercup, come back. Great job.”
“D***! How? D*** psychic. Grrr.
Strength and might will still prevail! Go Hitmonchan!” The punchy
pokémon appeared.
“Ha. This will be simple. Go Hocus!”
“No, not another psychic…” Hocus materialized.
“S***, a Kadabra.”
“Hmm… Where… Oh… Me…”
“Hocus, enough games, we’ve got a battle to win.
Use a psybeam to take him out!” Hitmonchan dodged the attack and
immediately lunged for Hocus. Icy’s eyes glowed blue and Hocus
teleported. “Ha. Missed! Hocus psychic attack. You can
play a bit.”
“Thank you master.” Hocus glowed and so did
Hitmonchan.
“Hey, no fair.”
“Legal move, sorry. But you haven’t even seen the
best part yet.”
“That’s right master. Time for some fun.
Dance please.” Hitmonchan began dancing.
“See mommy, he’s fine. He’s just doing a little
dance for everyone,” said a kid in the stands.
“Hmm, Ash in training up there,” Icy thought. Hocus
now had Hitmonchan doing the can-can dance. “Ok Hocus, finish him off!
Your call.”
“I love it when he says that. Well Mr. Chan, I’m
afraid we must cut this dance short. Goodnight…” Hocus
teleported a safe distance away. The star on his head glowed red.
“Fire Hocus!” Hocus blasted Hitmonchan with a
well-aimed psybeam. It fainted.
“This is not turning out the way I planned. Oh well,
return Hitmonchan.”
-= Scene Switch =-
Lance watched the battle from his suite. “At least
he’s not going too hard on him.”
“Lance, you’re an a** you know.”
“Look here. I’m the boss.”
“Well, boss, judging by his performance so far, you’re
going to lose to him too. He’s good.”
“Shut up.”
-= Scene Switch =-
“Go Machamp!” Hocus stared at it and remembered his
earlier encounter with the holo-Machamp.
“He’s not gonna beat me!” Hocus began to fire
psybeams everywhere.
“Whoa. Hocus control yourself. Ahh!” He
ducked, narrowly missing a psybeam by Hocus. Finally, a few hit Machamp.
He was sent flying back. “Hocus stop, you got him.”
“What? Oh… I see… Sorry master…”
“Crap! How did it do that? This Machamp almost
never loses.”
“Psychic pokés have a big advantage.”
“The winner! Icy, of the Viridian Forest Bug Gym!
He’s now just one more match away from Lance. We will continue this
great battle in 10 minutes time. Remember, you can get…” he continued
his advertisement.
“You did it!” Sara ran out to hug Icy.
“I did. We won! We won! That’s two!”
They looked like the two happiest people in the world. “Hocus come here
and get healed. Oh, and never do that again.”
“I’m so sorry master.”
“It’s ok. You just scared me there.” Icy
treated his pokémon.
Agatha was warming up. “Don’t forget, make this
short, got it.”
“Piss off Lance. If he can beat me, he’s all yours,
otherwise, you’ll have to hope he tries again.”
“Icy, who’s next?”
“Agatha. She uses ghost types. That means I’m
in trouble.”
“Why?”
“Ghosts are extremely powerful. I’m not sure I can
beat her.”
“Yes you will.” Sara tried to put some confidence
into her friend.
“Alright. I will! I’m gonna give it my
all!” Icy’s pokémon agreed. The match was about to start.
“Welcome back everyone! Icy has now defeated the
first two elite trainers, but can he defeat Agatha’s ghostly group.
Agatha walked out slowly with her cane. “Well, you
must be a talented trainer Icy. You’ve gone much farther than most other
trainers.”
“Really? Guess not all of you are insulting.”
“Oh no. See, talented as you may be, there’s
nothing that can prepare you for me. Go Gengar!”
“Whoa… Ready to fight, come in sight! Icy
calls, Cyber!”
“No sweat. Gengar, lick it!” Gengar
teleported over to the porygon and licked it. Cyber shivered in pain.
“Cyber! Are you ok?” Cyber didn’t look too
good. “Double team. Psybeam now!”
“No you don’t! Gengar, confuse ray now!”
Gengar’s confusion ray caused all three Porygons to smash into each other.
Cyber fainted. “Well, that was too easy,” Agatha said slyly.
“Give up, young one?”
“Never! Return Cyber! Static, you’re on!”
“Say good-night pikapest! Gengar, hypnosis!”
Gengar used its hypnosis attack to put Static to sleep. “Awww…
pleasant dreams little pikachu… Gengar, dream eater!” Gengar ate
all of Static’s dreams. Static woke immediately and began screaming.
“PIIIIIIIIIIKKKKKAAAAAAAAA!!!!!” Static suddenly
became enraged and sent everything he had at Gengar. The electricity had a
good effect on Gengar and Static began tackling him. “Piikaaa…
chupi! [Try to eat my dreams will you…]” After several rounds of
pounding, Static was able to defeat Gengar.
“So. I still have 4 more pokémon, and my next will
be Golbat.”
“No prob. Static, thunderbolt!” Golbat was
fried and fainted.
“Oh… hmm… that really worked. Go Haunter!”
Haunter came out. “Lick!” Haunter licked Static, paralyzing him.
“Return Static. Go Buttercup!”
“Lick Haunter!” Buttercup suffered the same fate as
Static. “Well, who’s better now? Ready to concede?”
“No. You aren’t through with me yet! Go
Hyper! Agility!” Hyper avoided Haunter’s deadly tongue and fired
a hyper beam at him. Haunter faded out just before the beam would hit him.
While Hyper searched franticly for his opponent, Haunter sneaked up in back of
him and licked him. Icy recalled his Dratini.
“Hmm… you now have just two left.”
“Go Leafy!”
“Bad move. Haunter, night shade.” Leafy
couldn’t see while Haunter snuck up on her. LICK! Icy’s Gloom
was helpless just like him other pokémon.
“Darn it. Return Leafy. Hocus, I choose you!”
“I’ll handle him.” Haunter moved in.
“Hello ghost. Eat this!” Hocus grabbed Haunter’s hand a sent a
psyshock through him.
“Hmm. Nice move,” Agatha said returning her
Haunter. “But this will fix you. Gengar, go! Confusion ray
now!” Gengar’s level was way too high for Icy’s Kadabra to
withstand. “Now take it out. Body slam!” Gengar smashed
Hocus to the ground. The match was over. Agatha recalled her Gengar
and left the field.
Icy dropped to his knees. A tear drop formed in his
eye. “Noo…” he whimpered. The tear dropped a few feet before
it hit the ground. “I… lost…”
“Icy, are you alright?”
“What… oh… I think… C’mon, let’s go heal my
pokémon.”
“Awww, don’t take it so hard. She’s really good.
But guess what I found out. Bugs have an advantage over Ghost pokémon.
Next time, bring Wiggler to battle that Gengar.”
“Hmm…” They slowly exited the stadium while
another trainer began her battle verses the Elite 4. They went to the
diner, then went home.
“You still did great Icy. Those trainers were really
hard, but you still beat two of them on your first try.”
“Yah… But I’m never gonna become a pokémon
master.”
“Don’t say that. You just need to pick some
different pokémon next time.”
“Perhaps… Let’s get some sleep…”
“Good idea… Good-night…” Icy tried to
sleep, but the elite 4 was the only thing on his mind. “Ohhhh…” he
sighed. He fell asleep.